Fall and Winter

Here's what she says about Fall:

Fall is a time for crops to ripen and the harvest to begin. The leaves turn fall colors. Squirrels begin to scurry back and forth, their cheeks stuffed with nuts.

Now every time I see a scurrying squirrel, I'm going to ask "Is it Fall yet, Mister Squirrel?"

Then there's Winter:

Of this, my most hated of all seasons, she says:

Winter days are snowy and blowy. They are short and cold. Nights are long in winter. Kids love to play in the snow.

Fact, fact, fact, and fact. Can't dispute that.