Now from the Star Wars Phase

Emperor Palpatine here, showin' the rest of you Jedi weenies what to do with your light saber. And how to age gracefully and end up with lizard eyes as well. Proceed.

And in case you'd rather not get deep into George Lucas' character development, here's some technical specs for you to peruse instead.

Palpatine by the youngest. Specs by the oldest. Which kind of gets you into their heads. With the youngest, it's all about power and who has it. With the oldest, it's the little, niggling details that matter.